Saturday, October 18, 2014

October 18, 2014 – Oh Canada, Eh!

We’re determined to get breakfast before the thundering herds, so we are up bright and early (well, maybe not so bright!) and arrive around seven thirty.  Sure enough we have our choice of seats!  The selection hasn’t changed and I suspect this will get old eventually;  but not yet!

Armed with maps, water bottles and high hopes we are bound for Niagara-on-the-Lake, a darling old town bordered by Lake Ontario and the Niagara River.  The surrounding countryside has more than thirty wineries and the vineyards are everywhere.  Our chosen route seems to slip through our fingers as roads change name and direction with warning but we are heading in the right direction and forge ahead, secure in the knowledge that eventually we’ll either hit the river or the lake!

Along the way we find a chocolate factory but the fates are with us and it isn’t open yet.  That’s about the only temptation that we pass up!  Farther on we see a sign for Lakeside Pottery which sounds like a winner!  And we only have to stop once to get directions, since the sign was no help at all.  Connie goes into a shop and returns with a map of the town but no idea where the pottery shop is.  The lady from the shop comes running out to say she found it on the map, and show us the way!
Every winery has it's own eye-catching display by the roadside.
The map isn’t to scale; but it does have lots of landmarks and we eventually find it.  The potter and his wife are perfectly charming people and I make a couple of purchases.  They give us directions and another map that they created which lists the restaurants in town.

As we continue driving we happen upon one of the wineries on our must-see list, Peller Estates Winery.  They open at ten, just like the chocolate factory, but it’s now 9:54 and we drive in.  The entrance road passes through the vineyard and the grapes are still wet from the rain and mist.  They are the darkest grapes I’ve ever seen!  Peller is famous for their ice wine and I just can’t wait for all that sugary goodness!




We drool over all the bottles and glassware on display before settling in for our tasting.  A flight of regular wines consists of three samples;  but the ice wine flight only has two.  Since we are both tasting, that gives us four delightful taste sensations, Vidal Blanc Icewine, Oak-aged Vidal Icewine, Riesling Icewine  and Cabernet Fran Icewine, the only one with a lovely red hue.

The Peller lobby it so warm and inviting!
 I am in love with all of them, predictably enough, but Connie far prefers the Vidal Blanc.  Happily it is the least expensive of the four.  Note I didn’t say cheapest ‘cause they adjective can’t be used in the same sentence as Icewine!  We do a little math and decide that one bottle (375 ml) will last us the three nights we have left and will cost less than having an after-dinner concoction those three nights.  And we won’t have to go out to get them!  Since we’re buying a bottle and have been having a good time with our pourer, Jim, he gives us a free taste of the Private Reserve Late Harvest Vidal dessert wine.  It isn’t as sweet as the Icewines but is actually our favorite!  It wouldn’t last all three nights, though, so we ask about having soe shipped and it turns out we’ll have to order from the website, www.uncorked.com in the USA.

We go to check out and the cashier tells us about their sister wineries and that one was built in tribute to the family’s founder.  He says that the majority of the company’s stock is still held by family members which we think is pretty wonderful.  Since we bought a bottle of wine, one of our tastings should have been free;  but he decides not to charge us for the other one, either!  Life is good!



We have directions that should take us the rest of the way into town and it works after a little detouring.  Somehow we always get where we’re going!  There is free street parking but that’s all full.  Happily we find a parking lot that charges in ten-minute increments and we figure that three hours of wandering should be plenty. 

There are lots of touristy places, including some with local foods and delicacies, as well as clothing and jewelry stores.  All things considered we demonstrate remarkable self-control, guided as much by the size of our luggage as any sense of decorum!  And the fact that we can’t bring home anything liquid that’s too big for our stupid liquids bags!

Lunchtime finds us at the Irish Design Irish Tea Room where you have to walk through all the Irish woolens and celtic jewelry to get to the cozy tea room in the back.  We both have shepherd's pie made with sweet potatoes!  The sides are broccoli salad and pickled beets and all three are yummy!


Cows Ice Cream is a huge Canada favorite and their t-shirts are one funnier than the next!

There are large, fluffy dogs everywhere, some with their people and others waiting patiently tied to
a tree.  This store has provided an elegant serving dish for their water!
We get back to our car with about eight minutes to spare, which I think is pretty spectacular!  Yay us!  We’ve been told to go home via the Queen’s Parade/Niagara Parkway, which runs along the bank of the river.  And it does that; but there aren’t really any good places for photos, as we had been led to believe. 

That's the USA on the other side of the river!


I’m a little disappointed until we come to a pull out with room for lots of cars.  This usually means there is something worthwhile to see.  Oh yes!  I’m not unhappy any more!




There is enough time left for us to go back to our room to freshen up before going to our dinner theater, “Oh Canada, Eh”.  The only hitch is that neither of our key cards will open the door!  Connie goes upstairs to the lobby to have them rekeyed but when she returns they still don’t work.  A hotel employee comes along at just the right time and uses his card to let us in while he goes upstairs to see what the problem might be.  He doesn’t return but the manager does and says that he keyed them for 405 instead of 105!  We make him wait until we’ve tried them both before we hit him with another question – do they have a corkscrew we could use?  Sure, but I have to bring the bottle up to the lobby because they only have one!  No problem!  Bottle opened, we sample our Icewine before leaving for the theater.



We’ve allowed about fifteen minutes because it looks pretty simple on the map.  But it’s not.  We finally have to stop at someone’s home to ask for directions!  They are a charming young family with a small son and a big dog, and their directions are spot-on!  We come sailing into the lobby to be greeted like long-lost family!  We are the last to arrive and they were really worried about us!

Our table is down front.  The serving is family style and the gentleman next to Connie shows us the ropes.  So far everyone has had their salad and is finishing their pea soup, and we catch up pretty well before the show starts.  Our server is one of the performers, as are all the others, and he sees to it that we have everything we need.

I just can’t say enough about how wonderful the cast is!  Beautiful voices and harmonies, terrific senses of humor, everything you want in your dinner-theater performers – or any others for that matter!  There are four young men and four young women, in addition to a pianist, stand-up bass player and a violinist who also plays guitar and sings.  The music covers many genres and time periods and alternates between sentimental ballads, classic rock, country and downright hysterical and campy!  The Mounties ride hobby horses through the audience and “Nelson Eddie” serenades his Jeannette MacDonald so realistically that we have to compliment him after the show.  He admits that he has studied Nelson Eddie extensively!  When he cocks his head to the side and smiles you just want to die!

Our MC, Pierre, who teaches us to be bi-lingual!


Connie describes this wonderful lady as Canada's Carol Burnett!

Audience participation! His wife is enjoying the show!



The main course includes roast beef, chicken and fried haddock with roasted potatoes and a vegetable medley.  How these kids can serve and still make all their cues is beyond me! 

The show is two hours long with not even a five-minute intermission! Coffee and dessert show up as slickly as everything else and the marble cake has maple icing!  I could so live here!  Yum!


The cast receives a standing ovation to mark the end of their twentieth year of productions, and after they are available in the lobby to receive their accolades.

We hop in our little Toyota and figure that it will be easier to get home than it was to arrive.  Yep, it only takes us ten minutes!  I still don’t know what went awry but it’s nice to be home and it will be grand to get more than four hours’ sleep tonight!  A touch of the grape, a bit of blogging and it will be off to Never Never Land!

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